Four shapes of failure and twelve excuses each. Pick late,
missed, silent or left early, and the page offers something to say. The
believability score is fixed at two out of ten and has never moved, because
the point is not to be believed. Nothing is submitted; there is nobody on the
other end. The rest of the family is that way.
How it works
Arrow keys move between the tabs. The card is a panel, so it
can be focused and read in order. Nothing here is medical, legal or financial,
and none of it will work twice.